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<i>♪</i> theme song playing <i>♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And we're zany to the max ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So just sit back and relax ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
- ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪</i>

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<i>♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But we break loose and then vamoose,
and now you know the plot ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We're Animaniacs ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And ethnically diverse ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We're Animaniacs ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You should see our new contracts ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mispronouncing Brisbane-y ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪</i>

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♪

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[punches landing]

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[video game zapping]

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Well, I guess it's finally happened.

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They've slashed the budget so much

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that they can only afford
to animate the two--

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well, I'll say it--
the two <i>best</i> siblings.

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Tragic.

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But we can't mourn forever.

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I've always thought this would work
better as a two-hander anyway.

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Agreed.
I'll play a rogue astrophysicist

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on a quest to locate a missing Higgs boson

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in the seething heart
of post-Brexit Saigon,

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and you'll play
my wisecracking manservant Scuttlebutt.

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[inhales]
Only when spoken to, Scuttlebutt!

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VIDEO GAME ANNOUNCER: <i>Match!</i>
[game crowd cheering]

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Oh. Wakko's alive. Hooray.

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Hey, guys! Like my new game?

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<i>Brawl 'n' Bash Siblings?</i>

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- Hey, that sounds a lot like--
- It's not!

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Uh-huh. Well, who are those two?

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WAKKO: They're the world-famous
Spanish carpenter sisters,

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Maria and Luisa.

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<i>Soy-a yo, Maria.</i>

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And the gorilla?

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You've never heard of Jackass Monkey?

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[ooking]
[beating chest]

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And I suppose you're gonna tell me that
red muscly man with the anger problem

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is in <i>no</i> way related to--

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He's not!
Beastwipe is nothing--

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<i>Beastwipe slam!</i>

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Just try it, okay?

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It might be derivative,

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but it's also crazy addictive...

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[belches]

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Please. I'm technically a boomer.
I'm immune to technology

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because I harbor an irrational fear of it.

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And I'm a girl. Everybody knows that
video games have no effect on...

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♪

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[video game boinging]

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[beeping]

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Aah!

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[beeping]

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[slow motion]:
<i>Slam...</i>

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...girls.
Wait. Wait, where am I?

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How... How long were we under?

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Well, it's about 3:00...

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Okay. Two hours.
We're not addicted.

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...on Thursday...

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Okay. Two days. That's not too ba--

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...in the middle of January.

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It's been half a year?!

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You've missed a lot.
I could catch you up,

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<i>or</i> we could play one more game?

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- One more game!
- One more game!

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Faboo! I'll just add
a third player and--

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Wait, I wanna be
player one this time!

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But I've already made my controller
nice and sweaty.

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[fighting]

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Don't. Stop!

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[clicking]

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[beeping]

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[zapping, humming]

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ALL:
Whoa...

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♪

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[whirring]

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What is that?

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I think we must have
put in a cheat code

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to unlock an Easter egg!

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Wait, I thought you said it was January.

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That is way too early for Easter eggs.

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No, like a secret message or reference

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in a game, movie, or TV show.

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They're called Easter eggs
'cause they're really hard to find.

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[beeping]

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♪

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[beeping, whirring]

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[screaming]

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♪ whimsical music ♪

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[gasps] Yakko! Dot! Wake up!

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Something incredible has happened!

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Someone on Reddit said
they're actually enjoying the reboot?

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Better!
[whooshing]

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I think we're inside the game!

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Ooh. I wonder if they gave us
any special moves.

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[groaning, grunts]
[fizzling]

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♪ action music ♪

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[screaming]

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[zapping]

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Shocking.
[electricity crackling]

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♪ heroic music ♪

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[grunts]

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Ah!

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Well, that's one way to get my steps in.

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BOTH:
Ha!

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[grunting, straining]

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[silly yelp]

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[straining, silly yelp]

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Aw! All I got is a lame spin

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like that orange marsupial guy.

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I guess I do kind of sound like him.

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[belches]

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[both gasp]

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See? You do have a special attack!

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No, that's just what happens
after I eat chili.

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MARIA:
Well, well, well.

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[stomping]

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♪ intimidating video game music ♪

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If it isn't the little monsters
who've been playing the game

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nonstop for six months!

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Six months, huh?
Now that you mention it,

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you guys do look...
How do I phrase this tactfully?

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They look like Wakko smells?

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You look like Wakko smells.

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You know <i>why</i> we look like

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this personified scent
of this stinky child?

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Because you never stop playing!

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[grunts] We're exhausted!

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We have no time to do anything!

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Poor Beastwipe hasn't
seen his kids in months.

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[sadly]:
Beastwipe slam.

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You're... sick of playing the game?

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[giggles] Casuals.

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[laughing]
[clang]

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[crowd cheering]

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Oh no! It's the sacred foot
of character selection!

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Someone is loading a new game!

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A foot? [scoffs] Okay, see?

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This is what we get for
buying the off-brand version.

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[all scream]

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[all scream]

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♪

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Save yourselves!

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[laughs]
Let's see how you like it, <i>chicas!</i>

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[8-bit jumping]
Woo-hoo!

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Who could be loading
a new game on our console?

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[gasping]

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WARNERS: Ralph!
RALPH: Duh... Hm...

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[phone ringing]

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Duh, Mrs. Bossman Woman?
I found them.

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They're in the TV.

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NORITA [phone]: <i>So get them out of there
and bring them to me at once!</i>

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They don't get to disappear
for months on end!

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Warner Bros. has standards!

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Well, not artistic standards, obviously.

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<i>But nobody is taking</i>

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<i>an unauthorized vacation on my watch!</i>
[rumbling]

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Get the Warners <i>out</i> of the TV!
[zap]

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VIDEO GAME ANNOUNCER:
<i>New game!</i>

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[all gasp]

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♪

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[all scream]

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[zapping]

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[gasping]

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[grunts, shouts]

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[screaming]

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Ugh. That foot smelled like Wakko.

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Hey, man.
How about punching <i>up</i> every so often?

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Wow. You're right, Wakko.

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I apologize for always
making you the butt of my jokes.

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It's easier than telling you
how much I care.

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Loving this moment, Ted Lasso,

189
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but we've got bigger problems
to deal with.

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What is this place?

191
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ANNOUNCER: <i>Three, two, one, bash!</i>
[video game beeping]

192
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Bash? Who are we supposed to bash?

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[pop, squishing]

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[beep, squish]

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Aw, cute!

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Let's destroy it!

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Warners, attack!

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[squishing]

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[clears throat]
I said, Warners, attack!

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[squishing]

201
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Okay, I am physically trying
to move right now...

202
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- Me too.
- Oh, no. You don't think...

203
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Ooh. Huh?
DOT: <i>...we're being controlled by Ralph!</i>

204
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Ralph, please! You gotta do something!
[Yakko and Dot straining]

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I'm too immortal to die.

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♪

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Duh... Hm!
[beep]

208
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[beeping]

209
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Okay, this is more like it.

210
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[beep]

211
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And...

212
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this is less like it.

213
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[gulp]

214
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Wakko getting eaten. Ha!

215
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I guess the irony really <i>is</i> delicious--
[squish]

216
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Okay, okay, that's fine

217
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'cause I can win you over
with observational humor, too.

218
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Ralph? Little help?

219
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[beeping]

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[foot whooshing]

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♪

222
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Ralphy, baby? Is there anyone

223
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<i>a bit sharper you can
hand the controller to?</i>

224
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Uh...

225
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DOT:
<i>Maybe your pet goldfish!</i>

226
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[Ralph's voice]: Uh...

227
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[beep]

228
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[boom]

229
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[screaming]

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[crowd cheering]

231
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VIDEO GAME ANNOUNCER:
<i>Match!</i>

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[Yakko groaning]

233
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I'm gonna say the same thing I said

234
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after every <i>Terminator</i> sequel
since <i>T2</i>.

235
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That was awful,
but at least it's over.

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[boom]
ANNOUNCER: <i>New game!</i>

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Uh...

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Ralph, listen to me. Do not...

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[beep]
[screaming]

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...load...
[beep, screaming]

241
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...another...
[beep]

242
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...game.
[beep]

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YAKKO: Aw...

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Isn't he the most precious
little thing you--

245
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[growls]

246
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[boom]
[all screaming]

247
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[all grunting]

248
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[woozy gibberish]

249
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[bonk]
[all grunt]

250
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Ugh. I am completely exhausted.

251
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Again, just like
the <i>Terminator</i> franchise.

252
00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:42,996
Don't make me battle anymore.

253
00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,250
I'm a lover, not a basher.

254
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,712
[groans]

255
00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:47,752
Wait. Look!

256
00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,304
<i>Ralph's taking a bathroom break.</i>

257
00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:52,678
Oh, no! That means
we'll be stuck in here for hours,

258
00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:54,256
maybe days!

259
00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,431
DOT:
<i>My bathroom?!</i>

260
00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,600
Ralph must be stopped...

261
00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:00,639
from using my fancy shell soaps!

262
00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:01,982
♪

263
00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:09,566
<i>♪ Planet-eating warlords ♪</i>

264
00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:13,204
<i>♪ Legion of Grimlox ♪</i>

265
00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:17,119
<i>♪ Conquest of Earth led by ♪</i>

266
00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:20,698
<i>♪ Dire Commander Starbox ♪</i>

267
00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:24,956
<i>♪ When he finds a planet
where beings are rife ♪</i>

268
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:28,708
<i>♪ We descend and consume
all the sentient life</i>

269
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:33,014
<i>♪ When he sends the signal,
we start the invading ♪</i>

270
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:35,888
<i>♪ Until then, we're waiting,
we're waiting ♪</i>

271
00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:39,426
<i>♪ We're waiting! ♪</i>

272
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,562
♪

273
00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:49,574
[struggling]

274
00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:50,896
[grumbles]

275
00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:52,241
[muffled growl]

276
00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:55,906
[beeping]
[grumbling]

277
00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:58,026
[whirring]

278
00:10:58,033 --> 00:11:01,123
[beeping]

279
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,829
[laughing]

280
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:06,288
[thunder cracks]

281
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,921
- [Starbox groans]
- I'm not scared

282
00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,998
because actually <i>I'm</i> a monster,

283
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,923
so <i>I'm</i> the one who's scary.

284
00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:13,632
[remote beeping]
[confused, angry grunt]

285
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,506
[thunder cracks]

286
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:16,129
♪ dramatic music ♪

287
00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,144
[gasps]

288
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:18,969
[struggling]

289
00:11:18,971 --> 00:11:20,851
Monsters aren't scary

290
00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:23,428
because they have monster powers.

291
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:24,643
♪

292
00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:25,943
[gasps]
[beeping]

293
00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:27,436
[grunts]

294
00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,397
[gasps] Too dark.

295
00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:31,068
[beeping]
[laughs, grunts]

296
00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,686
[Cindy whimpering]

297
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,324
[groans]

298
00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,156
[laughing]

299
00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:39,315
Monsters have powers

300
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:43,124
like... flying,

301
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,460
fire-breathing...
[struggling]

302
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:48,285
...and some monsters
have the power of everything.

303
00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:50,382
And I'm an everything monster.

304
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,207
Hm...
[Starbox gasps]

305
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:55,172
Breathing fire would be cool.
Ooh, yeah.

306
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,089
[laughs, grunts]

307
00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:00,797
I'm not scared...

308
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:02,814
[beeping]
[grunts]

309
00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:06,636
Monsters are little when they hatch.

310
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:10,193
But even the littlest monsters
can get very big

311
00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:11,899
and very scary.

312
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:14,899
Even if a monster was under the bed,

313
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,402
I wouldn't be scared.

314
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,573
I would say,

315
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:20,321
"Do you have any cool monster powers?"
[pained groaning]

316
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:22,366
You check.

317
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,487
[grunts, sighs]

318
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,004
[triumphant growl, laughing]

319
00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:28,827
[struggling, yelps]

320
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,592
[whimpers] No, no, no.

321
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:32,415
[grunting]

322
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:34,878
Aah!

323
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:36,796
[laughing]

324
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:37,838
♪

325
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:41,680
[yelling]

326
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,719
♪

327
00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,062
[groans]

328
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,232
[thunder rumbles]

329
00:12:47,226 --> 00:12:50,596
Singing a nice song
will make me feel better.

330
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:55,728
[monotone]:
<i>Monsters are creepy because they are...</i>

331
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,074
[screams]

332
00:12:58,487 --> 00:12:59,737
[grunts]

333
00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,368
[groans]

334
00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:02,525
♪ intense music ♪

335
00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:05,373
[screams, whimpers]

336
00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:07,619
♪ intense music ♪

337
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,791
[screaming]

338
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:11,582
[grumbles]

339
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,542
[gasps]

340
00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:14,554
[muffled thunder]

341
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:17,797
[eyes rattle]

342
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,719
[grunting]

343
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:24,175
[screaming]

344
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:25,561
[grunts]

345
00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:26,556
[screaming]

346
00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:28,177
[grunting]

347
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,433
[punches landing]

348
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,193
Ah...

349
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,357
[screaming]

350
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:38,028
[gasps, yells]

351
00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:40,029
[panting]

352
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,318
[screams]

353
00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:43,321
Huh?

354
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:44,704
[groans]

355
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,873
[wailing]

356
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:50,872
[grunts]

357
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,213
[whimpering]

358
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:53,497
[toy squeaks]

359
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,840
[whimpers]

360
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,165
[laughing]
[melodic beeping]

361
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:00,803
[gasps]

362
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:03,389
[beeping]

363
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,345
Aah!

364
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,555
[whimpers]

365
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:09,135
[maniacal laughter]

366
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:10,481
[chest creaks open]

367
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,385
Why are you being so loud in here

368
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,404
when it's bedtime? Bye-bye.

369
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:15,516
You go to sleep now.

370
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,612
[screaming]

371
00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:19,608
[boom]
[screaming stops]

372
00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:21,280
[gasps, sighs]

373
00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:24,618
When I was born, I had a tail,
but it came off.

374
00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:26,985
That's how you know
if you're a real monster.

375
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:27,992
[grumbles]

376
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,082
[angry growl]
Sorry.

377
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,078
You're just a guy.
[grumbles]

378
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,830
[beeping]
Nighttime's a bit scary

379
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,843
and a bit cool

380
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:40,505
when the border between Earth and sky,

381
00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:43,796
like 'cause the sky's a bit navy-ish,

382
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,930
and the trees, and can see all the stars,

383
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,008
and the moon's pretty cool, too.

384
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,393
But it's also scary

385
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,849
'cause it's pretty dark.
[grunts, sighs]

386
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:54,140
[beeping]
[Cindy sighs]

387
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:57,444
Good night. I love you.

388
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:58,649
♪

389
00:14:58,649 --> 00:14:59,939
[confused grunt]

390
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,652
[happy sighing]

391
00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:05,742
<i>♪ We're waiting, we're waiting,
we're waiting! ♪</i>

392
00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:08,912
♪

393
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,199
[beeping]

394
00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:12,412
[grumbling]

395
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,956
[growling]

396
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:15,917
[beep]

397
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,375
[grunts]

398
00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:19,707
♪

399
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,841
[laughing]

400
00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:23,129
♪ intense music ♪

401
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:24,511
[laughing]

402
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:32,022
♪

403
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,643
- [Dot groaning, cracks back]
- I never thought we'd be trapped

404
00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:37,694
- in a video game.
- Yeah.

405
00:15:37,688 --> 00:15:39,938
I thought I'd get trapped in a tornado,

406
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,480
a Ponzi scheme, maybe,

407
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,153
even a green card marriage,

408
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,241
but never a video game!

409
00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:46,987
MARIA: Not so fun anymore, is it?
[8-bit jumping]

410
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,239
♪

411
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:52,200
Wow. Maria, Luisa,
Jackass Monkey, Beastwipe...

412
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,622
We're so sorry.

413
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,790
We never realized
how awful this was for you guys.

414
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,790
Who could have known
that onscreen violence

415
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,922
would have real-world consequences?

416
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:03,009
You know, if you help us
get outta here,

417
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:05,625
we vow never to play the game again.

418
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:09,092
<i>Well</i>, unless there's
some sort of online tournament going on.

419
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:12,394
Or if they release a new update
with never-before-seen characters.

420
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:15,229
Now, will you <i>please</i> help us escape?

421
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,555
Escape? Ha!

422
00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:20,611
There is only one way out of here,

423
00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:21,766
and it's not pretty.

424
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,613
Is it seducing Beastwipe?

425
00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:25,489
'Cause I am desperate.

426
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,985
I will make Wakko do it.

427
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:30,657
So, do you "Beastwipe Slam" here often?

428
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,237
Beastwipe slam...

429
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:34,543
[growls]

430
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,406
JACKASS MONKEY:
The only way out of here

431
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:39,583
is to beat the gold versions
of yourselves!

432
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:40,793
Gold versions?

433
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:44,422
Whenever a new character
is imported into the game,

434
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,881
<i>the AI creates a gold copy.</i>

435
00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:50,512
<i>A faster, stronger,
more powerful version of you.</i>

436
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:54,851
<i>Legend has it that if you beat
your gold version in battle,</i>

437
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:57,058
<i>you'll be rewarded with a magic key</i>

438
00:16:57,059 --> 00:17:00,099
which will teleport you back
to the real world.

439
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,903
But nobody has ever--

440
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:04,317
YAKKO: Yeah, yeah, outta the way,
Jackass Monkey man.

441
00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:05,356
Hey!

442
00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:07,489
- [beeping]
- Sorry, sweetie,

443
00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:09,526
but we're about 10 steps ahead of you!

444
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:11,030
[beeping]

445
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,451
This game world is all a little cliché.

446
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:17,410
[Warners laughing]

447
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:20,332
I'm not a cliché, am I?

448
00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:21,712
Guys?

449
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,088
Beastwipe slam?

450
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,256
[whimpering]

451
00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:28,505
[sobbing]

452
00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:31,507
♪

453
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,850
ALL:
Whoa...

454
00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:38,559
[clanging]

455
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:40,770
[police siren]

456
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,439
Oh, my gaudy!

457
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,517
[whirring]

458
00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:45,483
♪

459
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:48,492
[rumbling]

460
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:54,406
[yelping]

461
00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:59,155
VIDEO GAME ANNOUNCER:
<i>Yakko versus Gold Yakko!</i>

462
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:02,041
[grunts]

463
00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:05,877
[8-bit jump]

464
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:08,669
[groans]
[back cracks]

465
00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:11,382
Hey, the golden fellow
with the roguish charm?

466
00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:12,973
I don't suppose
you'd prefer to settle this

467
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:14,758
Lincoln-Douglas debate style, would you?

468
00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:19,886
They do say silence is golden.
[Dot groans]

469
00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:21,892
I really can't stop, can I?
I think it's a coping mechanism.

470
00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:24,478
[Dot groans]
[chomping]

471
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:25,809
♪ dramatic music ♪

472
00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:28,984
VIDEO GAME ANNOUNCER:
<i>Three, two, one, bash!</i>

473
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:31,201
[shouting]

474
00:18:31,195 --> 00:18:32,235
[grunting]
[clanging]

475
00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:37,079
[whooshing]

476
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,414
[zapping]

477
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:40,911
[intense whirring]

478
00:18:40,913 --> 00:18:43,503
[screaming]

479
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:44,878
[muffled clang]
[cracking]

480
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,585
Ow, ow, ow, ow!

481
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:48,495
I think I broke a nail!

482
00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:50,674
Oh wait. It's fine. I don't have nails!

483
00:18:51,507 --> 00:18:53,837
♪

484
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,092
[whooshing]

485
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,853
[grunting]

486
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,060
[boom]
[crowd cheering]

487
00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:03,729
♪ triumphant music ♪

488
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,057
VIDEO GAME ANNOUNCER:
<i>Match!</i>

489
00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:07,152
[clang]
<i>Gold Yakko wins!</i>

490
00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:11,743
[groans] I wouldn't say he "won."

491
00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:14,145
A split decision at best. [sighs]

492
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,954
[gasps, yelps]

493
00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:18,782
VIDEO GAME ANNOUNCER:
<i>Dot versus Gold Dot!</i>

494
00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:20,494
[whirring]

495
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:21,544
[clang]

496
00:19:21,537 --> 00:19:24,577
Alright, Dot. Kill her with cuteness.

497
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:26,501
[sparkling]

498
00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:29,085
Hiya!

499
00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:30,166
[clanging]

500
00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:36,012
Ha!

501
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,259
[gasps]

502
00:19:37,261 --> 00:19:39,601
[grunting]

503
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:42,016
Hey! She's just copying me!

504
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,385
Sure, but <i>we're</i> just copying
the Marx Brothers,

505
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:46,313
so, you know, glass houses...

506
00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:47,981
No. They're our mirrors!
[clang]

507
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:49,860
Whatever we do, they do, too!

508
00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:51,277
Watch!
[sparkling]

509
00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:52,275
Mwah!

510
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:54,106
[sparkling]

511
00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:55,321
[8-bit beeping]

512
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,320
[whooshing]

513
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,072
Huh?

514
00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:00,697
[punches landing]

515
00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:03,121
[screaming]

516
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,330
[boom]
[crowd cheering]

517
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,709
VIDEO GAME ANNOUNCER:
<i>Match!</i>

518
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,754
<i>Gold Dot wins!</i>

519
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,379
♪

520
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,456
Alright, that's it!

521
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:14,881
Nobody hurts <i>my</i> sister!
Not even gold sister!

522
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,885
VIDEO GAME ANNOUNCER:
<i>Wakko versus Gold Wakko!</i>

523
00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:19,385
[grunts]

524
00:20:20,012 --> 00:20:21,512
[8-bit beeping]

525
00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:23,928
[zap]
[yelling]

526
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:27,768
[feet squeak]

527
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:28,849
[whoosh]

528
00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:30,654
[crowd gasps]

529
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:31,977
[boom]
[crowd cheering]

530
00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:35,901
I'm sorry, tummy.

531
00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:37,913
[stomach growling]
I know you've done so much for me,

532
00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,775
but it was the only way!

533
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:41,741
♪

534
00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:43,042
[boom]
[crowd gasps]

535
00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:45,542
[boom]
[crowd cheering]

536
00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:47,077
VIDEO GAME ANNOUNCER:
<i>Match!</i>

537
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,290
<i>Wakko wins!</i>
[sparkling]

538
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,631
[cracking]

539
00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:54,508
[boom]

540
00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:56,005
♪

541
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,379
[screaming]

542
00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:00,013
[grunts]

543
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,385
Oh. That's all we have to do?

544
00:21:03,347 --> 00:21:05,057
[bang]

545
00:21:05,057 --> 00:21:06,227
[whirring]

546
00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:08,642
VIDEO GAME ANNOUNCER:
<i>Team bash!</i>

547
00:21:08,644 --> 00:21:12,944
<i>Three, two, one, bash!</i>

548
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:16,153
[screaming]

549
00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:17,191
[thud]

550
00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:19,114
[both struggling]

551
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,162
Okay. Feet frozen to the ground,

552
00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:23,736
limbs heavy and sluggish,
unable to move freely.

553
00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:25,792
Either Ralph is controlling us again,

554
00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:27,906
or they've run out
of that sweet Hulu money

555
00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:30,123
and can't afford to animate
the rest of this game!

556
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:33,293
VIDEO GAME ANNOUNCER:
<i>Player one has reentered the game!</i>

557
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:36,383
Phew! I mean, sucks that Ralph
is controlling us again,

558
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:38,800
but, gotta tell you, I've grown <i>quite</i> fond

559
00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:41,339
of that sweet Hulu dough-re-mi!

560
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:43,103
[beeping]
[screaming]

561
00:21:43,095 --> 00:21:45,755
- [struggling]
- Hey! I was playing!

562
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:48,024
Sharing is caring! [grunts]

563
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:51,346
[Dot screaming, grunting]

564
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:56,776
[struggling]
[clicking, beeping]

565
00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:58,855
VIDEO GAME ANNOUNCER:
<i>Free-for-all mode activated!</i>

566
00:21:58,861 --> 00:22:01,321
All characters, bash!
RALPH: Huh?

567
00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:03,531
Oh, another Easter egg.

568
00:22:03,532 --> 00:22:07,242
Oh! I like eatin' eggs.
[video game beeping]

569
00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:09,834
Hey! That's my personality!

570
00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:10,830
[struggling]

571
00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:14,001
[beeping, 8-bit sound effects]

572
00:22:16,253 --> 00:22:19,633
Please! Help us!
[swiping, kicking]

573
00:22:19,631 --> 00:22:21,131
And why would we do that?

574
00:22:21,592 --> 00:22:24,012
Because you're player characters.

575
00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:27,011
And that means you're heroes,
each and every one of you.

576
00:22:27,014 --> 00:22:29,894
Whether you're a girl,
a monkey, or something else.

577
00:22:29,892 --> 00:22:31,942
And you live to bash,

578
00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:34,555
and you bash to live.

579
00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:38,727
Oh, and also, if you get us outta here,

580
00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:41,744
we promise to <i>never</i> make you
bash each other again.

581
00:22:42,571 --> 00:22:43,411
Deal.

582
00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:47,834
Aah!

583
00:22:48,202 --> 00:22:49,162
[stomping]

584
00:22:49,161 --> 00:22:51,461
Beastwipe slam!

585
00:22:51,455 --> 00:22:52,455
[clang]

586
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:55,496
[screaming]

587
00:22:55,501 --> 00:22:57,091
[screeching]

588
00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:57,785
[grunts]

589
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:01,920
[sparkling]

590
00:23:01,924 --> 00:23:03,684
[grunts]

591
00:23:04,593 --> 00:23:05,683
Ha, ha!

592
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:09,429
[wind blowing]
[clanking]

593
00:23:10,182 --> 00:23:11,852
[all yell]

594
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:12,600
[boom]

595
00:23:12,601 --> 00:23:15,021
- Duh!
- Oh, I can't watch anymore!

596
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,480
Without popcorn.

597
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,190
[crunching]

598
00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:21,030
[booming]
[crowd cheering]

599
00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:22,276
VIDEO GAME ANNOUNCER:
<i>Match!</i>

600
00:23:23,946 --> 00:23:26,026
[Luisa laughs]
[triumphant growling]

601
00:23:26,031 --> 00:23:28,661
♪

602
00:23:28,659 --> 00:23:29,789
[clang]

603
00:23:29,785 --> 00:23:30,985
[cracking]

604
00:23:30,994 --> 00:23:32,504
[boom]

605
00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:34,616
♪

606
00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:38,916
[clicking]
[Ralph grunting, yelling]

607
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:42,509
I know we said we <i>wouldn't,</i>
but one more game?

608
00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:45,126
RALPH:
<i>Ouch! Ow! Stop!</i>

609
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:48,143
- [yelling continues]
- Ooh! My special move is ready!

610
00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:49,216
BEASTWIPE:
<i>Beastwipe slam!</i>

611
00:23:49,221 --> 00:23:50,351
[boom]
RALPH: <i>Ow!</i>

612
00:23:50,347 --> 00:23:52,427
That's what you get for using my soaps!

613
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,900
♪ easy-listening music ♪

614
00:23:59,231 --> 00:24:02,781
♪ marching band playing ♪

615
00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:04,186
[laughter]

616
00:24:04,194 --> 00:24:05,994
♪

617
00:24:05,988 --> 00:24:07,238
[laughter]

618
00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:11,078
[laughter]

619
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:16,620
♪ soothing music ♪

620
00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:30,676
♪ hopeful music ♪

621
00:24:36,185 --> 00:24:39,185
♪ soulful saxophone ♪

622
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,480
[knocking]

623
00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:42,611
♪ music stops ♪

624
00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:46,654
♪ comforting music ♪

625
00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:56,662
♪ music ends ♪

626
00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:02,708
♪

627
00:25:02,758 --> 00:25:07,308
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